Parliament Brawl

Order! Order! Parliament Brawl is a satirical one-thumb survivor game. Steer your politician through a chamber packed with furious rivals while your weapons fire on their own. Outlast the sitting, level up, evolve your weapons and topple the chamber's boss. THE MOTION: SURVIVE THE SITTING Runs last a few minutes. Drag anywhere to move; your attacks do the rest. The crowd of rival politicians grows until the bell. Pick up the ballot slips they drop, level up and build a loadout that clears the floor. TEN WEAPONS THAT EVOLVE Order Paper, Gavel Swing, Filibuster, Red Tape, the Division Bell, the Leaked Memo, Kickback, Unpaid Interns, the Rubber Stamp and Thumbs Down. Max one out and it evolves into something far less parliamentary. SIX CHAMBERS, SIXTY SITTINGS From the House of Commons to the Roman Senate, every chamber is ten sittings with twists like Budget Day, Late Sitting and Snap Vote, and its own rivals with their own tricks: the Usher's charge, the Fixer's ring, the Windbag's gust, the Conspirators closing in. BOSSES WITH A TEMPER The Speaker calls you to order. The Grand Coalition splits in two. The Kingmaker anoints his favourites, and the Consul hands out free bread to fatten the crowd. SIX FIGHTERS The Maverick, the Filibusterer, the Chief of Staff, the Lobbyist, the Heir and the Tribune, each with a weapon of their own and a wardrobe of outfits. INFLUENCE THAT STAYS Every run pays Influence. Spend it on permanent upgrades, new fighters, outfits and gold-plated weapon skins, and come back stronger for the next sitting. FREE TO PLAY, FAIR TO PAY • No energy, no timers, no loot boxes and no second currency. • Four chambers, forty sittings, four fighters, every weapon and every upgrade, all earned by playing. • Reward ads play only when you tap a button marked AD. A short ad may show between runs, never during one. • Optional one-time purchases, yours to keep: No Ads, two chamber packs (each with a fighter), the Campaign Fund (double Influence from every run), gala outfits and bundles that save on them. • No account. Plays offline. Your progress stays on your phone. Satire, not a side: every politician in the game is a made-up archetype, and every party gets heckled equally.

Parliament Brawl: a one-thumb arcade brawl set in parliament. - Dodge a crowd of fictional backbenchers while your papers, stamps and interns fire themselves. - Six chambers, each with its own rivals, doors and a boss. - Quick runs of a few minutes; level up, pick new weapons, unlock fighters and chambers. - Move with one thumb or tilt the phone.