THE LAST IDIOT: 404 SURVIVOR

Drag anywhere to walk the last human through a robot army. His household weapons swing on their own, so all you decide is where he walks: herd the horde into one place and sweep it all at once, then dash through the hits. The year is 2099. The super AI O.M.N.I. has deleted every human on Earth. System status: humanity terminated. Then its screen shows an error: ERROR 404: HUMAN STILL ALIVE. One man survived because he was on the toilet, playing a game. Now every robot the AI controls is coming for him, and he has one old slipper. You watch it all on O.M.N.I.'s own red terminal. Drag to survive, dash to dodge Move with one finger anywhere on the screen. Tap DASH or double-tap to dive through attacks. Dash through a hit at the very last moment and the AI logs a HITBOX ERROR: time slows down, the robots get knocked back and you hit harder for a few seconds. Each stage starts easy and gets wilder by the second: survive the clock, break hundreds of robots, then take the boss down until the AI reports PROCESS KILLED. Sweep the horde Robots storm in by the hundreds: a ring that surrounds you, a wall that marches across the screen, a swarm from one side. The AI draws a CLUSTER box around each horde and counts what is left. Break every unit in the box and its screen says 404 HORDE NOT FOUND: every crystal flies to you, you pocket bonus SCRAP and a big horde drops a free card. The higher your level, the bigger the crowd. Keep the streak going and the EXCEPTIONS counter climbs. At 100 the AI hits a KERNEL PANIC and every robot you break pops the ones around it. PACKET LOSS, STACK OVERFLOW, CORE DUMP, ROBOCALYPSE. Weapons that should not work Throw a Legendary Slipper, spin a Frozen Fish, fling a Toilet Lid, swing a Plunger, bonk robots with a Frying Pan, roll a Bowling Ball, blast an Air Horn, spray a Fire Extinguisher, lob a Kimchi Bomb, launch Bottle Rockets, bring a Laser Cat, zap robots with a Wi-Fi Router, drop Banana Peels and bounce a Rubber Duck. Level up in the middle of the fight and pick one of three cards: a new weapon, a stronger weapon or a ridiculous power-up like Lucky Underwear or Bubble Wrap. Stupid Evolution Max out a weapon with its partner power-up and it evolves: Slipper Apocalypse, Tuna Tornado, Home Run Derby, Perfect Strike, Bubble Bath, New Year's Eve, Lucky Duck and more. Fourteen evolutions to find. The first time one is ready, its slot lights up and the board tells you the next level-up evolves it. The AI does not understand any of them. A very serious robot apocalypse Robot vacuums, angry toasters, killer fridges, suicide drones, security cams that line up a laser shot, kettles that boil over, robot dogs that pounce, blenders that burst into blades, coffee makers, washing machines, lawn mowers and a manager bot that calls meetings. Ten stages across two worlds and ten bosses, from the Mega Vacuum to the O.M.N.I. Core itself. And the AI keeps breaking down in the middle of a battle: friendly fire, a low battery, a system update and a mannequin it mistakes for you. Endless Shift No clock, no exit. Robots keep coming, a bigger boss shows up every 90 seconds and the floor keeps changing. How long can you last? Keep growing Robots drop SCRAP. Spend it on eight permanent upgrades, unlock new weapons with blueprints, fix Today's Error by wiping out your first horde of the day for bonus SCRAP (a missed day never resets it), finish daily missions and earn achievements and costumes like the Tinfoil Genius and the Budget Cyborg. Clear the last stage and the threat level goes up. Fair to play Everything can be earned without watching ads. Rewarded ads are optional: reboot once after you die, steal more SCRAP after a battle or grab a weapon blueprint. A short ad plays when you leave the results after every third battle, never in your first ten minutes of play. No banners and no purchases. Plays offline. The game is in English. Support: [email protected]

New in 1.5: you are now inside the red terminal of O.M.N.I. Herd the robots, sweep a whole horde and read 404 HORDE NOT FOUND. A short story leads straight into Stage 1, PLAY opens your next stage, and tips teach each new robot, item and evolution the first time. Today's Error gives a daily scrap bonus that never resets. Results count up and combos heat up. Back button fixed. No full-screen ads in your first ten minutes.