Roast My Habit

Promise yourself you'll go to the gym, drink water, read, sleep early. Then skip it. Roast My Habit keeps score and tells you the truth, with jokes. HOW IT WORKS • Add the habits you keep promising yourself. • Tap them off each day. See your week at a glance. • Ask for a roast and get a funny, honest breakdown of what you did and what you skipped. • Share your roast card with friends. ROAST LEVELS Pick how hard you want it: light, medium, spicy or savage. Roasts are playful and cheeky, with no hard swearing and no jabs about looks or bodies. Entertainment only. Recommended for ages 13 and up. Roasts are only ever about your habits and excuses. Never your body, health, looks or background. AI ROASTS AND HOUSE ROASTS AI roasts are written fresh for you. They cost real money to run, so they have fair limits: the free plan gets 1 AI roast a week, and Pro gets up to 5 per 4-hour block and 20 per day. When you hit a limit, you still get a free "house roast" from the app, clearly labelled, and the app tells you when your AI roasts come back. AI roasts need the Google Play version of the app and are offered where Google Play sells subscriptions. SAFE BY DESIGN If a habit touches on things like eating, weight, alcohol or mental health, the app keeps the roast gentle. You can report any roast you don't like right from the app. DAILY REMINDER Turn on an optional 8 pm reminder so you don't forget to check in. IN YOUR LANGUAGE Choose the language for your roasts, or use your phone's language. FREE AND PRO • Free: up to 3 habits and 1 AI roast per week, plus free house roasts. • Pro: unlimited habits and many more AI roasts (fair-use limits above). Monthly or yearly subscription, with a free trial if one is offered. Cancel any time in Google Play. PRIVACY Your habit list stays on your phone. When you ask for a roast, your habit names and weekly numbers are sent to our server and an AI service to write it, and are not saved. No account needed. To make the limits work and stop abuse, we keep a random install ID, your plan, roast counts, your country code, and a daily-changing scrambled code of your internet address. Full details in our privacy policy. Roast My Habit is for fun and general motivation. It is not a medical device and does not diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any condition. For medical advice, please talk to a doctor or other health professional. Made by Acid Secs Productions Inc.

New: a Read aloud button on your roast, and each roaster now has its own accent and voice (the butler is British). Small fixes.