Climate Permit — A/C Quiz

Every car has two climates: the one on the dashboard and the one between the people arguing about it. CLIMATE PERMIT examines how you actually operate your car's HVAC — driver temp, fan speed, vents, recirc, the pre-cool ritual — and issues your official Operator Permit: one of sixteen classifications, from SUBARCTIC TYRANT to TRUST-FALL DIPLOMAT. ★ A real DMV-style examination (Form 21-B, Rev 04) ★ Sixteen operator archetypes across the Self/Other × Controller/Chill grid ★ A shareable permit card — gold seal, restrictions, scannable code ★ COUPLE COMPATIBILITY: send your permit link, make your partner take the exam, receive your official compatibility index ★ Day Window and Night Service themes ★ No account. No tracking of your own. Just ads keeping the lights on. This is a parody. It is not a government document. Your marriage is not legally binding on the basis of a 41% compatibility index.

Layout pass: the quiz panel gets the whole screen, cleaner car list, stamp off the permit text, small dial fixes.