Definitely Not a Lizard

You are the President. You are also definitely not a lizard. Definitely Not a Lizard is a narrative decision game about power, secrecy, and pretending to be human. Read official files, choose between risky options, manage the country, and keep your true identity hidden for 30 days. Every decision affects the state of the nation. Stress can rise. Suspicion can spread. Chaos can take over. The Doctor studies your biology, the Advisor watches your behavior, and the General keeps his own files. If they connect the clues, your presidency may not survive. Open classified reports, respond to strange events, follow warnings from the World Desk, and decide how cold, careful, or human you are willing to become. Features: - Card-based political decision gameplay - Branching story arcs with multiple endings - Suspicion, stress, and chaos management - Cabinet members who react to your choices - Dark humor, secrets, and official documents - Playable in English and Turkish Stay calm. Look human. Keep the mask on.