PokerSI: Offline Poker vs AI

Offline poker against AI opponents that run right on your phone. Play Texas Hold'em, Omaha, Five-Card Draw, Seven-Card Stud, Short Deck and Crazy Pineapple in a retro pixel-art card room built like a 90s video poker cabinet: chunky 8-bit cards on green felt, CRT scanlines, marquee lights and LED pot counters. Single player, no internet needed to play, no ads, no account. AI OPPONENTS WITH PERSONALITY • Every rival is a freshly rolled character with a name, a pixel face and a personality, from timid to reckless. A small language model plays each one and decides every check, bet, raise, bluff and fold. • The AI runs entirely on your device with llama.cpp. Nothing you play is sent anywhere. • They chat and trash-talk in speech bubbles, reacting to the bets, the board and each other. HAND BLUR censors any slip that gives a hand away; switch it off to see how leaky your model really is. • Each opponent only ever sees what its seat can see. The deck is shuffled fairly and nobody peeks. • No model yet? House Bot, a built-in poker bot, plays every seat with no download at all, and steps in for any AI player that stalls. SIX POKER GAMES • Texas Hold'em: two hole cards, five community cards. • Pot-Limit Omaha (PLO): four hole cards, use exactly two. • Five-Card Draw: tap HOLD on the keepers, just like a video poker machine. • Seven-Card Stud: up cards, down cards, no board. • Short Deck (6+ Hold'em): sixes and up, where a flush beats a full house. • Crazy Pineapple: three hole cards, throw one away after the flop. • Quick games against one to five opponents. All-ins, side pots and split pots are handled for you. POKER TOUR: A ROGUELITE RUN • Climb ten tables of rising blinds and stakes. Your chips carry over from table to table; bust out and the tour is over. Clear the tenth table, then keep going in endless mode. • After each table, pick your next one: low stakes, or high stakes with an extra opponent and a bigger bonus. Plain poker, no rule twists. • Seeded tours you can replay, and a daily tour that deals everyone the same seed. PRACTICE AND STATS • A relaxed place to practice poker against bots at your own pace, with pretend chips. • Lifetime stats: hands won, win rate, biggest pot, your best hand ever and a 13x13 Texas Hold'em starting-hand chart of what you actually play. • A how-to-play screen covers every game and the hand rankings, plus a quick guided tour for new players and a built-in help/FAQ. PICK YOUR AI MODEL • Download a small model from a short curated list, picked to play well on phones. Downloads come from Hugging Face, run in the background and show their progress. • Or point PokerSI at a folder of your own GGUF files and pick any of them. RETRO, AND EASY TO PLAY • Pixel cards, LED counters, chiptune sound effects and an optional CRT scanline glow. • Big buttons, FAST FOLD to skip hands you've folded, a faster game speed and a pause button. • TalkBack reads your cards, the opponents and the pot, with larger text and high-contrast options. NO ADS, NO REAL MONEY Free. No ads. No in-app purchases. No account. No analytics or tracking. PokerSI only goes online to download a model you chose. No real-money gambling: chips are pretend. Open source. The AI opponents need a reasonably recent phone with a few gigabytes of free storage and memory; older phones can still play every game against House Bot. Requires Android 13 or newer. Pull up a chair, ante up, and see who blinks first.

New to poker? Dee the dealer gives a quick guided tour on first launch, and the table shows a one-time hint the first time something comes up. How to Play has jump buttons and a Questions section. Leaving the app or quitting a game asks first (Settings > Confirm exit). New Accessibility settings: Larger text and High contrast, plus a Volume choice. Clearer text everywhere, and FOLD sits further from CALL.